My boyfriend and I often have inspirational conversations and thus I'm am now turning to the internet in an attempt to compile a Celebrity Big Penis List. Celebrities, politicians, sports figures... anyone well known, really. I am looking for you to tell me the celebrities who you know to have or are rumoured to have a big penis. If you've seen a big celebrity penis in person, well then I insist you provide the details of your amazing celebrity wang story.
Why am I doing this? Well, for one: I love knowing things like this because I am a secret pervert, and two: I want to see how many people find my blog because of their google searches. I suspect I will get a few "Celebrity+Penis+Size+HUGE+List+Size Queen" hits on my sitemeter.
Now for my list:
- Ed Begley Jr.
- Tobey Maguire
- Tommy Lee
- Tommy Lee Jones
- Arsenio Hall
- James Woods
- Jim Nabors
- Owen Wilson
- Eddie Fisher
- Tom Jones
- David Bowie
- Mikhail Baryshnikov
- Donald Sutherland
- Lou Reed
- Paul Stanley
- Hugh Beaumont
- Bob Newhart
- Huey Lewis
- Vincent Price
- Billy Bob Thorton
- Robert Wagner
- Jimi Hendrix
- Ronald Reagan
- Milton Bearle
- Sean Connery
- Prince William
- Prince Harry
- Dean Winters
- Andrew Dice Clay
- Dan Rather
- Orson Wells
- Dolf Lundgren
- James Worthy
- David Letterman
- Harry Connick Jr.
- Tony Danza
- Willem Dafoe
- Steve McQueen
- Steve Martin
- Ralph Fiennes
16 comments:
I hope you're not tossing and turning at night, trying to decide whose name to add next.
Um, I think your secret's out.
p.s. Tobey Maguire?!?!?
Getflix: It is one of the more serious issues I think about. But it hasn't interrupted my sleep. Yet...
Jay: Obviously you've never done a google search for "Tobey+Maguire+Penis" with the safe search off.
It took me awhile to remember the name of this friend of Liz Taylor (which should send your gaydar pinging), but . . .
Roddy McDowell
(I once saw an old photo)
Interesting list. I had no idea the princes were so well endowed.
Your poor boyfriend...
How did I miss this post? I see you already got Uncle Milty.
Here's a way to do the research yourself. http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/
You could also ask Sienna Miller and Kate Hudson for a list.
Have fun with it!
Die Penis ist ein ernstes Thema.
In his day,Jack Nicholson was rumoured to have the biggest peen in Hollywood.
Vern Troyer?
Mishy!!!!
You dont have Dennis Rodman on your list.
Oh My!! Look at the things I'm missing reading about when I don't visit your blog.
of course i knew ralph would make the list. but i don't see ewan's mcgregor.
Happy New Year, wherever you are, my fellow canuck.
Mishy come back . . . you can blame it all on me.
You forgot pretty much the entire L.A. Lakers lineup.
And I didn't see Tom Jones on there... He's reputed to have a HUUUUUGE one... From what I've always heard, it's supposed to be like a boa constrictor!
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